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Evelyn has seen every episode of Riverdale. Miranda hasn't seen a single one. Each week, they traverse the winding, trash-lined road that is the absolutely bonkers plot of CW's hit series: Riverdale. Miranda gets 3 screencaps handpicked by Evelyn, and the episode title to try and predict what's going to happen this week. Evelyn then guides her through what actually happens. And it's always, always worse than either of them could have imagined.
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Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
Chapter 3: Kool-Aid Jesus
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
Tuesday Sep 01, 2020
This week, if you thought things were wild before, things take a SHARP turn into the even wilder.
Alice helpfully explains what slut-shaming is, the show manages to do Ethel dirty even worse than the comics did, knock-off Velma Kelly threatens to boil a boy alive in a hot tub, and the football team is keeping a log of their sexual exploits...except it's lies?
Riverdale, as it turns out, is actually trying to say something about...like...society, man. Shockingly, they do a piss-poor job. This leads to Miranda having a fit of apoplectic rage, and Evelyn very concisely translating said rage into more coherent criticisms.
Also...what does the 'KJ' in KJ Apa stand for anyway?
(And seriously though: Don't look up 'sticky maple')
Content Warnings:
- Altered mental states
- Drug use/mentions
- Body shaming/fatphobia
- Interrogation
- Misrepresentation of mental illness
- Sexual exploitation
- Pedophilia
- Racism
Music: 'Imps' Mark Revell
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