Chapter 14: I Don't Like That (With Special Guest: Cinna)

Well, well, well if it isn't season 2 here to punch us all collectively in the gut with absurd developments. 

This week we welcome Miranda's brother, and resident motorcycle expert, Cinna, to the show. He has never seen Riverdale, AND he's never read the comics so we recap the important parts of season 1 for him...which is unsurprisingly of very little help. It's to his credit that his head didn't explode a third of the way in.

Starting right where season 1 left off, everyone hangs around the hospital until 'Bughead' goes to look for clues, and Archie decides that a good use of his time while his father is clinging to life by a thread is to have shower sex. Cheryl delivers the most hardcore line of the show so far, Riverdale has its own, ridiculously named drug we've never heard about before, and yet another Dad enters the competition for the title of "King DILF"

Evelyn finally has a taste of the dread Miranda feels every week, but recovers after leeching the strength from two people instead of just one, and we discuss her struggles with learning to see infrared dads. Miranda rages and nearly breaks her glasses again. Cinna reveals what he thought Jughead's hat was, curses us with truly upsetting ASMR, and gives us a sneak peek at the next hit country song.

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Content Warnings:

- Abortion

- Audible chewing (briefly, right at the end)

- Blood

- Discussion of dog death (brief mention)

- Drugs/drug usage

- Emotional abuse/manipulation

- Gun Violence

- Incest

- Murder

- Pedophilia

- Suicide

 

Music: 'Imps' by Mark Revell